Dear BBC, As a taxpayer and licence payer, I m disgusted at the news that your new BBC Two history series will not mention King Henry VIII because allegedly he is "horrible", even though you are including non-entity rapper Stormzy! The BBC is notoriously woke and PC, so it is not a surprise that you are helping to erase certain parts of our history. I request that you reverse this ridiculous woke decision, remove Stormzy and instead mention King Henry VIII, the father of the English reformation. I await your reply.

Dear BBC, I find it sickening that you are leaving out the great King Henry VIII from your new BBC Two history series, Art That Made Us. It's bizarre, because you are including grime rapper Stormzy, but leaving out Henry because some idiot thinks he is "horrible". In my opinion, Stormzy is horrible! The woke BBC needs to stop engaging in such anti-British conduct, especially when you are funded by the taxpayer! I demand that you reinstate King Henry VIII and drop the addition of idiotic rapper Stormzy. I await your reply.

Dear BBC, I am enraged by the media reports that King Henry VIII will be omitted from your new history programme, but grime rapper Stormzy will be mentioned! Is this some sort of a joke? Stormzy is a complete irrelevance when it comes to British history, but King Henry VIII is a major personality from our past. The BBC is already being criticised for being "woke", and this news just confirms it. Stop engaging in politically correct historical revisionist activities and focus on the real titans from our past. I ask that you scrap Stormzy from your upcoming series and instead mention our great king, Henry VIII. I await your reply.

Dear BBC, As a British taxpayer I find it appalling that you are attempting to re-write our history in your history series. Keeping King Henry VIII out of your series because he was a “horrible King” yet including the racist Stormzy is utter nonsense. People can see the intentions behind your actions and we the taxpayers demand that you reverse this ridiculous decision immediately. History will not look on you kindly. I await your reply.

Dear BBC, I recently heard of your intentions to take cancel culture to a whole new level. Cancelling King Henry VIII in your upcoming history series because you deem him to be a “horrible King” is outrageous and disingenuous. Yet you include the artist Stormzy who has contributed absolutely nothing to our great nation and its history. We taxpayers and viewers are not the uneducated, simple beings you believe us to be. We understand what you are trying to do and we will not allow our great history to be eradicated by a corporation that hates its nation and its people. We demand you rethink your decision. I await your reply.