Dear Stroud Council, As a citizen and taxpayer of this country, I am enraged to find out that you are trying to erase part of our native history in the town of Stroud. The Blackboy clock has featured as part of the town's heritage for 250 years. What gives you the right to decide what parts of our history are acceptable and which are not? This is simply an attempt to cosy up to the far-left Marxist extremist Black Lives Matter movement. I request that you reverse your recent decision and leave all aspects of our English heritage alone. I await your reply.

Dear Stroud Council, I am angry that Stroud Council has gone ultra-woke and is trying to eradicate certain parts of our English culture. Black Lives Matter is a communist movement that wants to de-fund the police and abolish capitalism. Your priority should be the cost of living crisis, not trying to impress BLM. I politely ask that you stop this woke nonsense and leave our native heritage alone. I await your reply.

Dear Stroud Council, I am fed up with woke councils like Stroud trying to remove parts of our history to appease the Black Lives Matter movement. Now you want to remove a clock that has stood in the town for 250 years? Haven't you got anything better to do than take aim at our history? BLM is a rabble of communists and hooligans. You should focus on real issues affecting Stroud and not trying to prove your woke credentials. I ask that you stop the witch-hunt against the historic clock and focus on real issues affecting your constituents instead. I await your reply.

Dear Stroud Council, After reading the news, I am livid that you are trying to erase the historic clock in Stroud. According to news reports, it has stood there for over 250 years, and only now you want to take it down? Why, to impress Black Lives Matter? A movement that calls Winston Churchill a racist and who tried to set the Cenotaph on fire? I demand that you stop trying to erase English history and do your job improving the lives of the residents of Stroud. I await your reply.